groovymuttations:

“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on

me: *forgets to text everyone back*

wecansexy:

when i think of auspicitices i just ALWYAS THINK OF THAT ONE SPONGEBOB SCENE WHERE THE GUY IS LIKE BIIIIIIG MEEEATTYYYYY CLAWWWWWSS and MR. KRABS IS LIKE “THESE CLAWS AINT JSUT FOR ATTRACTING MATES” AND THEN SPONGEBOB STEPS IN AND IS LIKE

NO PEOPLE LETS BE SMART AND BRING IT OFF

thats literally my only thoughts about that quadrant

hellms666:

sometimes i think i have a crappy blog until i remember there are blogs who correct did-yuo-kno