cries bc of naegiri


solluxyaoi:

“wow hes really attractive”

“aren’t you a lesbian though?? how can you tell???”

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i cybered on omegle today
  • You: hi
  • Stranger: hey
  • You: wanna cyber
  • Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
  • You: ya
  • Stranger: And okay then, you start?
  • You: i come into ur bedroom
  • You: and ur sleeping
  • You: and i crawl under your blanket
  • Stranger: I'm still asleep
  • You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
  • You: and u wake up and smile
  • Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
  • You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
  • You: cutting off your penis
  • Stranger: wait
  • You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
  • Stranger: Then what...?
  • You: I HATE YOU
  • Stranger: I didn't cheat
  • You: you bleed to death in your bed
  • Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
  • You: nobody ever knows what happened
  • You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
  • You: the end
  • Stranger: I have a mercedes?
  • You: not anymore faggot
  • Your conversation partner has disconnected.

if reincarnation exists and im not reincarnated as a blue-footed booby there will be hell to pay

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interwar:

do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television shows and go

no

you are genetically impossible

that is not a dominant allele

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also if you didn’t notice, all my dangan ronpa posts are tagged as #dangit grandpa so pls blacklist this if you don’t wanna see my posts about dangan ronpa uvu


monobear is fucking creepy??? like god i am going to have a nightmare

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bulletbakas:

Ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers



ashleymater:

Tippi Benjamine Okanti Degré, daughter of French wildlife photographers Alain Degré and Sylvie Robert, was born in Namibia. During her childhood she befriended many wild animals, including a 28-year old elephant called Abu and a leopard nicknamed J&B. She was embraced by the Bushmen and the Himba tribespeople of the Kalahari, who taught her how to survive on roots and berries, as well as how to speak their language.

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gaaraofsburbia:

I honestly have such mad respect for natural-sounding dialogue


I spent 5000 years laughing at this guy’s celebration

crazypeoplejail:

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help me I can’t stop laughing