cries bc of naegiri
“wow hes really attractive”
“aren’t you a lesbian though?? how can you tell???”
- You: hi
- Stranger: hey
- You: wanna cyber
- Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
- You: ya
- Stranger: And okay then, you start?
- You: i come into ur bedroom
- You: and ur sleeping
- You: and i crawl under your blanket
- Stranger: I'm still asleep
- You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
- You: and u wake up and smile
- Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
- You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
- You: cutting off your penis
- Stranger: wait
- You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
- Stranger: Then what...?
- You: I HATE YOU
- Stranger: I didn't cheat
- You: you bleed to death in your bed
- Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
- You: nobody ever knows what happened
- You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
- You: the end
- Stranger: I have a mercedes?
- You: not anymore faggot
- Your conversation partner has disconnected.
if reincarnation exists and im not reincarnated as a blue-footed booby there will be hell to pay
do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television shows and go
no
you are genetically impossible
that is not a dominant allele
also if you didn’t notice, all my dangan ronpa posts are tagged as #dangit grandpa so pls blacklist this if you don’t wanna see my posts about dangan ronpa uvu
monobear is fucking creepy??? like god i am going to have a nightmare
Ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers
Betty Banner - Party Planner - tv series project by House Of Cool studio.
Tippi Benjamine Okanti Degré, daughter of French wildlife photographers Alain Degré and Sylvie Robert, was born in Namibia. During her childhood she befriended many wild animals, including a 28-year old elephant called Abu and a leopard nicknamed J&B. She was embraced by the Bushmen and the Himba tribespeople of the Kalahari, who taught her how to survive on roots and berries, as well as how to speak their language.
I honestly have such mad respect for natural-sounding dialogue
help me I can’t stop laughing
